just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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