Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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