I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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