What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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