Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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