Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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