I CAN MOONWALK!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
