sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
