Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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