Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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