I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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