I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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