i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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