He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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