what if I'm pregnant?
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Farmville is her only friend.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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