chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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