That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Randomize
