dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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