Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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