try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
