Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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