strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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