oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize