i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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