let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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