We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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