i think my mom watched the whole time
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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