Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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