Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This baby is an asshole
I just got carded by a ten year old.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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