You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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