U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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