Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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