i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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