Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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