i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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