Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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