i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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