Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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