The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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