Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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