Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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