That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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