Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
