Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize