The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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