You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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