sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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