just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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