you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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