Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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