i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
wow bdsm is so cute
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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