my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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