I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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