I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Alive.
So much puke
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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