i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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