He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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