vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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