Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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